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2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...) 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT) 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"(MY FAVORITE) 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."(National Crime Information Center) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here." | |||
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform."
"I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
Platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD WAS BUSY TODAY PROTECTING AMERICAN SOLDIERS WHO ARE PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO SAY STUPID SHIT AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT. SO HE SENT ME."
The classroom erupted in cheers!
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------------------------------------------------------------------------Prayer requestACLU has filed a suit to end prayer from themilitary completely. They're making Great progress..The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention Jesus' name inPrayer thanks to the ACLU and others.I'm not breaking this One.If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times!Let us Pray.I THINK THAT I AM A TOUGH PERSON,BUT I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS PICTURE.I CAN'T HELP IT.Prayer chain For our Military... Don't break it! We owe them Sooo Much!Pray for our soldiers, Don't break it!Please send this on after a short prayerDear Lord hold, our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us.Bless them & their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time ofneed. In Jesus name,Prayer Request:When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book.Do not let it stop with you.Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING THIS ON!
Warmist warns if climate ‘ignorant’ Trump is elected |
Warmist warns if climate ‘ignorant’ Trump is elected Posted: 21 May 2016 09:41 AM PDT |
Posted: 21 May 2016 09:06 AM PDT Climate activist Tom Burke, the former head of Friends of the Earth UK, and currently chairman of E3G, a group which works to accelerate the transition to a “low-carbon” economy, has a warning to property owners in Florida if presumptive nominee Donald Trump is elected President. A Trump presidency “sends a clear signal to people who have [...] |
Warmist declares: ‘Trump Cannot Derail Paris UN Climate Deal’ Posted: 21 May 2016 08:32 AM PDT Trump Cannot Derail Paris Climate Deal http://ecowatch.com/2016/05/21/trump-paris-climate-agreement/ “Trump can repudiate the agreement, but it won’t make a scrap of difference to the… — gReader Pro |
Hypocrite! Leo DiCaprio takes private jet to collect environmental award Posted: 20 May 2016 08:13 PM PDT http://pagesix.com/2016/05/20/hypocrite-leo-takes-private-jet-to-collect-green-award/ Leo DiCaprio picked up an environmental award in NYC this week — but hypocritically expanded his carbon footprint by 8,000 miles when he obtained the honor, by taking a private jet from Cannes, then flying straight back to France on another jet for a model-packed fund-raiser a night later. DiCaprio was at the [...] |
Analysis: NOAA & NASA altering past temperature data to promote ‘global warming’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:30 PM PDT In 1978, NOAA showed 0.6 degrees global cooling since 1975 at the surface and in balloon data. The cooling was present in both hemispheres. 1520-0493(1978)106<0755:GTVSMA>2.0.CO;2 The National Academy of Sciences knew about this cooling in 1975. sn1975_climate_change_chilling_possibilities-1.pdf This cooling was seen in the vast majority of US stations and is still present in the untampered US [...] |
Analysis: ‘NOAA Temperature Adjustments Are A Farce’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:26 PM PDT |
‘When 32.6% becomes 97%— the bald-faced (consensus) lie that changed the western world’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:19 PM PDT What the president was referring to was a 2013 paper by the University of Queensland’s John Cook. In his research, Cook studied 11,994 papers published between 1991 and 2011 that mentioned the search words “global warming” and “global climate change.” Guess what Cook found? Only 32.6% of the papers endorsed the view of anthropogenic (man-made) [...] |
Al Gore’s Film 10 Years Later: Warmists gush: ‘The Slideshow That Saved The World’ Posted: 20 May 2016 11:52 AM PDT Did any of this actually “save the world?” OK, you got us. Ten years after the movie’s release, climate change is still a growing threat and a polarizing issue, with record-breaking heat unable to stop skeptics from tossing snowballs on the Senate floor. But we’re also seeing corporate, political, and societal mobilization against the crisis [...] |
La Niña coming? Deep pool of cool water is making its way across tropical Pacific Posted: 20 May 2016 11:44 AM PDT |
Arctic greenery likes warmer world and arctic bacteria eat more carbon for breakfast Posted: 20 May 2016 11:43 AM PDT |
UN ignores Trump comments about dumping Paris climate deal Posted: 20 May 2016 11:41 AM PDT |
Scientific Research Confirms: Increased CO2 Improves Southern Hemisphere Forest Growth Posted: 20 May 2016 11:39 AM PDT Plant life across the world has improved and increased profoundly,everywhere, due to the higher levels of atmospheric CO2, in combination with the modest global warming since the Little Ice Age. The most recent study confirming this benefit to the biosphere pinpoints exceptional growth and health for older forests in the Southern Hemisphere – specifically, the Cordilleras [...] |
Obama has 3,260 rules in the regulatory pipeline Posted: 20 May 2016 11:38 AM PDT |
NYTimes: Beyond Twitter, Donald Trump’s Views on Climate Change Are Unclear Posted: 20 May 2016 11:22 AM PDT |
10 Years Later, Al Gore Says His Film ‘Underestimated’ Global Warming Posted: 20 May 2016 11:21 AM PDT |
Skeptics Strike Back — GOP Reps Investigate AGs, Eco-Activists Targeting Global Warming Skeptics Posted: 20 May 2016 11:19 AM PDT |
Antarctica’s Totten Glacier may melt in a few hundred years (or not) Posted: 20 May 2016 11:00 AM PDT The floating portion of Totten Glacier in East Antarctica may be melting from warm sea water swirling beneath it, making it more vulnerable than previously thought to future melting. That’s according to a new study by scientists at the Imperial College London and institutions in Australia, the US, and New Zealand, and published yesterday in [...] |
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****************36 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accused of writing bad checks117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses3 have done time for assault71, I repeat 71,Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit14 have been arrested on drug-related Charges8 have been arrested! For shoplifting21currently are defendants in lawsuits,And84 have been arrested for drunk drivingIn the last year !Can you guess which organization this is?Is it the NBA Or NFL?Give up yet?Scroll down,Neither,it's the 535 members of theUnited States CongressThe same group of Idiots that crank outHundreds of new laws each YearDesigned to keep the rest of us in line.Remember, most of them are up for election this year!!!You gotta pass this one on!
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