John G. is 64 years old and owns a small business. He's
a life-long conservative and sees his dream of retiring next year has all but
evaporated. With the stock market crashing and new taxes coming his way, John
assumes now that he will work to his dying
day.
John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent college grad. She drives a flashy hybrid car, wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out to nightclubs and restaurants. Ashley campaigned hard for Barack Obama. After the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that her party is taking over.
Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on her 3 bedroom townhouse... Like she has done many times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking for some financial help.
Here is his reply:
Sweetheart, I received your request for assistance.
Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I'm sympathetic to your financial plight.
Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your
grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our
own...."The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan." Let me
explain.
Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning tax
payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as you know, but we have never had the
fancier things like European vacations, luxury cars, etc... We have worked hard
and were looking forward to retiring soon. But the plan has changed. Your
president is raising our personal and business taxes significantly. He says it
is so he can give our hard earned money to other people... Do you know what this
means, Ashley? It means less for us, and we must cut back on many business and
personal
expenses.
You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in my
office for more than 23 years? The one who always gave you candy when you came
over to visit? I had to let her go last week. I can't afford to pay her salary
and all of the government mandated taxes that go with having employees.... Your
grandmother will now work 4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle
the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will lose even more
income.
I'm also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank
will no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I called him at school this
morning. He already knows about it and he's upset because he will have to give
up skydiving and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar
bears.
That's just the business side of things. Some personal
economic effects of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than
you. You know very well
that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars
in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by
your vote, you have chosen to help others -- not at your expense -- but at our
expense.
If you need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call
202-456-1111 202-456-1111 202-456-1111 202-456-1111 . That is the direct
phone number for the White House.. You can also contact the White House here:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/%C2%A0;...
You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican... You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People's President, and is going to help every American live a better life. Based on everything you've told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account. Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago.
Perhaps you can now understand what I've been saying all
my life: Those who vote
for a president should consider the impact on the nation as a whole, and not be
just concerned with what they can get for themselves. What Obama supporters don't
seem to realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal aliens and
non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called "less fortunate") comes from tax-paying
families.
Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich
will be affected"? Well guess what, honey? Because we own a business, your
grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper,
it might look that way, but in the real world, we are far from
it..
As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people
will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper... You
understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on
productive people results in them having
less money; less money for everything, including
granddaughters.
I'm sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free
lunches are over... I have no money to give you now. So, congratulations on your
choice for "change." For future reference, I encourage you to try and add up the
total value of the gifts and cash you have received from us, just since you went
off to college, and compare it to what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the
next 4 (or 8) years
{ HEAVEN HELP THIS COUNTRY}. I have not kept track of
it, Ashley. It has all truly been the gift of our
hearts.
Remember, we love you dearly.... but from now on you'll
need to call the number mentioned above. Your "Savior" has the money we would
have given to you. Just try and get it from
him.
Good luck, sweetheart.
Love,
Love,
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