BREAKING NEWS: The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "Redneck Special Forces" (USRSF). These good ole boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists: 1) The season opened today 2) There is NO limit 3) They taste just like chicken 4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus 5) They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday
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