I KNOW A GOLFER NAMED BARNES       Ya' gotta love this guy!!!!! Meet Walter Barnes - a golfer.     All golfers should live so long as  to be this kind of old man! Toward the end of the Sunday  service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your  enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then  repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man,  Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was  bad. "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for  golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to  forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," he replied  gruffly. "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are  you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up  and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please  come down in front & tell us all how a person can live  ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the  world?" The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in  front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and  said simply, "I outlived all them mother fuckers" - and he calmly  returned to his seat.