Military Newsletter
Latest intelligence on the world situation, updates on US military capabilities, news that affects Military retirees,
and news that will probably never be reported by the "Liberal American Media!"
Edited by Lt Col Kent Vasby, USAF, Ret
U.S. Imposes New Sanctions on Iran After Prisoner Exchange
Less than 24 hours after lifting sanctions against Iran for its nuclear program, the Obama administration announced Sunday that it was imposing new sanctions on Iran for violating United Nations resolutions against ballistic missile tests.
The announcement was made shortly after a Swiss plane carrying Americans freed by the Iranian authorities departed Tehran.
Administration officials denied that the missile sanctions were being delayed for political reasons.
Stock Markets Across The Middle East Crashed Today
(They're Open On Sundays)
Stock markets across the Middle East collapsed as the lifting of economic sanctions against Iran threatened to unleash a fresh wave of oil onto global markets that are already drowning in excess supply.
Russia's Buildup Of S-400 Missile Batteries In Kaliningrad Is Freaking Out NATO
The same air defense system that has seemingly kept coalition fighters out of western Syria is now being installed in the heart of Europe, at Russias Baltic Sea enclave of Kaliningrad. Russias setting up surface-to-air missile systems in their territory is nothing new, but the S-400's long-range and effectiveness is.
It has the ability threaten enemy aircraft within a 250 mile radius of its location.
Russias only aircraft carrier is a floating hell for the crew
The Kuznetsov in its natural habitat: drydock
Built in 1985, the Kuznetsov, a 55,000-ton behemoth, is a veteran of a full four deployments and the Russian Navys flagship. Its powered by diesel fuel generators. Serving on the ship is akin to punishment for Russian sailors, who coined the phrase, If you misbehave, youll be sent to the Kuznetsov.
Most telling are the deepwater tugboats that deploy with the Kuznetsov because the Russian Navy knows the carriers defective engines will break down at some point. The fuel and engine issues give the ship a maximum endurance of 45 days.
To further the discomfort, the cafeteria on board the carrier seats 150 people, for a crew of almost 2,000.
There are 25 operational latrines for 2,000 crewmen. The Russian sailors say theyre in formation ten times a day, for 35 minutes each time. Thats almost six hours of formation every day.
Palestinian Children Wear Mock Suicide Belts in Bethlehem Parade
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's official spokesman to the Arab media, called the event a glorification of terrorism aimed at encouraging a new generation of Palestinian youth to join the violence.
How The Collapse In The Price Of Oil May Precipitate A Debt Crisis And War
WNU Editor: If you want to read up on a Doomsday scenario because of the collapse in oil prices .... this article is for you.
Why would anyone join Obama's military?
Pentagon To Punish U.S. Service Members Involved In The Doctors Without Borders Airstrike In Kunduz, Afghanistan
Schools Spend Tens of Thousands on Consultants to Make Recess More Inclusive
Michelle Obamas of the playground!
Hearing phrases like youre out! is hurting kids.
It brings to mind Mark Twain's maxim that "work consists of whatever a body is obliged tto do and play is whatever a body is not obliged to do."
Over-regulated, authoritarian playground activities will give kids excellent preparation for life in post-Obama America!
Bye, bye Rubio!
Sen. Marco Rubio says people who immigrated to the U.S. illegally but haven't committed any major crimes could be allowed to stay.
Obama: 'Al-Qaeda and ISIS Don't Threaten 'Our National Existence'
But Obama does!
Pearls of Wisdom
Thanks, Marty
1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble,
But it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
2. Why is a car's windshield so large and the rear view mirror so small?
Because our past is not as important as our future. So, look ahead and move on.
3. Friendship is like a book. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
4. All things in life are temporary. If its going well, enjoy it, that won't last long.
If its going badly, don't worry, that won't last long either.
5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold!
Because to hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!
6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says,
"Relax, it's just a bend, not the end!"
7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in His abilities;
When God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities.
8. A blind person asked St. Anthony, "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?"
He replied, "Yes, losing your vision!"
9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them;
And when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles, it takes away today's peace.
Terrorist Cell groups in Churches.
Thanks, REM
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches.
They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
However, there have also been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
Which cell group do you belong to?
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Russian Roulette
An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now, time for you to sample our game, African roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex - take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal."
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