"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing > we ever got to having a real black man as President. > > Number 1 - He played the sax. > > Number 2 - He smoked weed. > > Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. > > Even now..... Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! > And, he gets a check from the government every month. > Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking > America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor > of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily > of a weenie in hot water. > > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor > Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. > > When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton > replied, "I don't know, I never had one." > > The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth > as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what > I think you need to know." > > Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes." > ... ya gotta love it! > THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL SYMBOL FOR OBAMA > > The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President. > It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks