The New Alphabet

 

 

 

 

 

New Alphabet : A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.  Now The Alphabet:  A is for arthritis; B is for the bad back; C is for the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?  D is for dental decay and decline; E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!  F is for forgetting and fluid retention; G is for gout, which I'd rather not mention.  H is for high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I is for incisions with scars you can show.  J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend; K is for knees that crack when they bend.  L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.  N is for neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!  P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!  Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.  S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears; T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!  U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know..  >  W is for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.  Y is for another year I'm left here behind; Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!  I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed. And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!  HAVE A GREAT DAY ! U hav a vonderful dae now ya ear.