What are all those clocks?"

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"


          St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move."

          "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
a lie."

          Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?"

          St. Peter responded, "That's Ronald Regan's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Regan told only two lies in his
entire life."

          "Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

          "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."