Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

 

Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians,

the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc., but its insensitive to make jokes

about Muslims. The sooner we are all on the same level playing field the

better.

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
    You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you

    can't afford shoes,
    You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
    You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
    You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide,
    You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
    You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives

    in your clothing,
    You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other

    than setting off roadside bombs,
    You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should

    own at least four or more,
    You may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
      You may be a Muslim.