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> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
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> (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
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> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
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> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
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> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
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> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
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> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," and this is not a typographical error.
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> (3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
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> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
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> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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