Wednesday, February 4, 2015

WINNING BRITISH JOKE ...



An Italian doctor  says:  "In Italy, medicine is so 
advanced that we cut off a man's  testicles, put
them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is 
looking for  work.

The Dutch doctor  says:  "That's nothing, in 
Holland we take part of a brain,  put it in 
another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking 
for  work."

The Canadian  doctor says:  "Gentlemen,
we take half a heart from a man, put  it in 
another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is 
looking for  work."

The American  doctor laughs:  "You all
are behind us.  Six years ago, we took
a man  with no brains, no heart, and 
no balls  and made him President.  
Now, the  whole country is looking
for work!"

 ---This joke actually won an award  for 
the best joke in a competition held in
Britain.---

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