Saturday, August 31, 2013

Holy Humor Good 4 U...


I thought this was a good one to pass on

 

 

Holy Humor.......

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   

 

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 

1. He called everyone brother 

2. He liked Gospel 

 3. He didn't get a fair trial 


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 

 1. He went into His Father's business 

2. He lived at home until he was 33 

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother

was sure He was God 


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 

 1. He talked with His hands 

2. He had wine with His meals 

3. He used olive oil 


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was aCalifornian: 

 1. He never cut His hair 

2. He walked around barefoot all the time 

3. He started a new religion 


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian: 

1. He was at peace with nature 

2. He ate a lot of fish 

3. He talked about the Great Spirit 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 

1. He never got married.. 

2. He was always telling stories. 

3. He loved green pastures. 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because

there was still work to do 


 

Can I get an AMEN!!

 

"And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him." Col. 3:17






 

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