Fits us here in America to a T.
Thought all of you would get a chuckle from this updated fairy tale!
> The Little Red Hen update. > > "Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen. > > "Not I," said the cow. > > "Not I," said the duck. > > "Not I," said the pig. > > "Not I," said the goose. > > "Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and > ripened. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen. > > "Not I," said the duck. > > "Out of my classification," said the pig. > > "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow. > > "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose. > > "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she > did. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen. > > "That would be overtime for me," said the cow. > > "I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck. > > "I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig. > > "If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the > goose. > > "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. > > She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some > and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, > "No, I shall eat all five loaves." > > "Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy > Pelosi) > > "Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara > Boxer) > > "I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson) > > The pig just grunted in disdain. (Harry Reid) > > And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched > around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities. > > Then the farmer (Obama) came He said to the little > red hen, "You must not be so greedy." > > "But I earned the bread," said the little red hen. > > "Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free > enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can > earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government > regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits > of their labor with those who are lazy and idle." > > And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red > hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I > truly understand." > > But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never > again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and > got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. > 'Fairness' had been established. > > Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there > was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for. > > EPILOGUE > > Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. > > Hillary got $8 million for hers. > > That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly > testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. > > IS THIS A GREAT > BARNYARD OR WHAT ? > > > > |
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