MAN VS SISSY

If this weren't so factual it would be hilarious. Macho Man vs. Sissy-Boy   Putin's mom was a good Christian lady. Maria was totally devoted to her son Vladimir. Obama's teen-mom was promiscuous and did soft porn. *That's really her! Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned little Barry when he was 10. Young Putin was serious. Young Obama was a pot-smoking clown. A self described "lazy student", Obama has a passion for smoking marijuana. (later on used cocaine)   Putin: Blackbelt in Judo. Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo. Manly Michelle doesn't flinch at all! Putin rides horses. Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet. "Ring Ring. Safety First!"     Putin plays with loaded rifles. Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.   Putin power-swims in cold lakes. Flabby Obama wades in the Hawaii shallows.   Putin drinks his beer like a man. Obama: pinky extended, eyes shut. Putin: Formula I race cars. Obama ..... well. "Weeeeeee!"   Putin: Navy speedboats Obama: Boogie boards   Putin is muscular. Obama is a skinny legged runt. The big ears are photo-shopped.   Putin fishes like a man. Obama .........well. "Weeeeee! Here fishy fishy!"   Putin controls his dog without a leash. Look at his eyes. That dog KNOWS who is the master! Obama's dog walkshim! Psycho egomaniac Obama named his dog after his initials "Bo"! Putin proudly sings his nation'santhem. Obama doesn't give a damn! Obongo hates America so much that he can't even bring himself to fake patriotism.   Putin sits like a man. Like a boss. Obama sits like one of the girls. The only "man" in that photo is Whoopi Goldberg (left)   Putin: Eye of the Tiger "I'll kill you." Obama: Feminine look and that stupid, fake-ass plastic smile. Don't bend over near this dude!   Putin folk dances with REAL women. Obama girly dances with lesbians. Lesbian Ellen Degenerate (DeGeneres)   Putin married this soft spoken beauty. Unlike the publicity hog Michelle Obama, classy Lyudmila Putina keeps out of the limelight. Obama.......... well. Even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within. Like a Boss! Rumor: Putin's mistress (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva At least Putin's lying liberal enemies had enough respect to link him to a hot chick. Rumor: Obama's "mistress" (most likely true) Kal Penn Kal Penn is a homosexual Hollywood actor. He (and others) have been romantically linked to Obama..   Putin is great with babies. Real men are totally comfortable around babies, and babies can sense that. Obama is awkward with babies. Weirdos are cold and aloof around babies.   "What do I do with this thing?"   Babies can sense evil and danger. Obama can't even fake a hint of true affection.   "Don't touch me you f*****g communist!"   Even black babies hate Obama.   Putin looks China's President in the eye. Obama bows like a weak dog. Chinese President is thinking: "Dude. Why are you bowing?" Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye. Obama..... W T F?! "Bow before your King you dog!"   Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye. Obama........WTF?!!!!!!! Click to enlarge The Emperor is thinking to himself: 'What's wrong with this f -----g idiot?"   Putin has a "badass" Book Cover. Obama...............well. Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover. Obama...............well. Barrack Obama: EMBARRASSMENT to America!