A glass of wine...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine > and those who don't and are always  > seen with a bottle of water in their hand:   As Ben Franklin said:    In wine there is wisdom, > In beer there is freedom, > In water there is bacteria.   In a number of carefully controlled trials,  > scientists have demonstrated that if we drink  > 1 liter of water each day,  > at the end of the year we would have absorbed  > more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  > found in feces.  > In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.   However,  > We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer  > (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) > because alcohol has to go through a purification process  > of boiling, filtering and fermenting.   Remember: > Water = Poop, > Wine = Health > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, > than to drink water and be full of Shit.   There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  > I'm doing it as a public service