Children Writing About the Ocean�. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
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> 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
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> 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't
> have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)
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> 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
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> 5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
> (Billy, age 8)
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> 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
> pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
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> 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle
> to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
> off eating beans. (William, age 7)
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> 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
> I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
> Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
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> 9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
> always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
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> 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
> give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
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> 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my
> willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
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> 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)
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> 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
> going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
> up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
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> 14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown
> I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
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> 15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
> What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
> (James, age 7)
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> If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor. |
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