Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any
rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt
certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists
considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the
whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the
matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't
have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in
Washington.
Yesterday is gone, forget it. Tomorrow may never come, don't worry about it. Do a master job today
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