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Tuesday, November 26, 2013
> Breeding Bulls...Warning Last Pic is Graphic!
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> The wife and I went to the San Joaquin/Stanislaus/Merced Counties 4 H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
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> 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
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> My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
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> We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
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> ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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> My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
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> We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
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> 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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> My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
> 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one..'
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> I looked at her and said,
> 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.
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> My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery
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