Come Again...?

   A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and
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> buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
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> A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
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> The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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> He replied, "They had avocados."
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> If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
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> Men will get it the first time.
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> My work is done here.
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> Water in the carburetor
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> WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
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> HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
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> WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
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> HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
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> Where's the car?
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> WIFE: "In the pool"
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> _A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC_
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> THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF
> THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
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> 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
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> That's scary.
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> It means 75% are running around untreated.
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> A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for
> their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
> He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
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> Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
> The next day Meg went shopping.
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> Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the
> other end. "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
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> Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a 
> bell,
> but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
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> "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
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> "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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> HE MUST PAY
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> Husband and wife had a tiff.
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> Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am
> coming to live with you."
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> Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming
> to live with you.
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> Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:
> "And God promised men that good and obedient wives
> would be found in all corners of the earth."
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> Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and
> laughed and laughed!
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